Studies show that 99% of the population doesn’t have a sexy voice.
That’s a problem, because that means most of you aren’t delivering your Valentine’s Day messages to their fullest sexy potential.
What Is SayItSexy.Net?
SayItSexy.net is oozing with sexy-sounding Valentine’s Day messages, ready to send to your special boo-thang — turning an ordinary “I love you” into a silky smooth “I loooove you baby.”
Don’t let your non-sexy voice ruin a perfectly good Valentine’s Day.
Send one of our super-sexy messages to rock your boo-thang’s world.
Who Made This?
My name is Hassan S. Ali, and I don’t have a sexy voice.
That’s why I invested $150,000 of my own money to create SayItSexy.net.
I’ve teamed up with super-sexy-voice-haver Laquin Groves to bring you the sexiest Valentine’s Day messages on the Internet, just waiting for you to send to your special boo-thang.
When I’m not helping people improve their love lives, I work as a creative at The Onion’s Onion Labs.
Follow me on Twitter, my boo-thangs!
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